>You are anon
>You live with the Dazzlings
>Right now you live with them in a very confined space
>You foolishly parked Adagio in front of the TV the other day
>She watched Oprah
>The subject of the day was team synergy
>She demanded you take them on a camping trip where you'd all do trust 
exercises and work together
>As it turns out, the girls can be trusted to add their workload to yours
>Setting up the tent, unpacking their shit, finding water, gathering up 
firewood and rocks, cooking, you name it
>Adagio even demanded a foot massage which would had been awesome fap fuel had 
she not marched you all out into the wilderness till her feet blistered
>You ache all over
>Your thoughts turn to your dick and the only use you're willing to put it to 
right now
>You need to piss bad
>You sit up
>It's pitch black all around
>Open eyes, closed eyes, it makes no difference
>You feel around for your flashlight
>You wanted to take your cellphone with you but noooo, Adagio wouldn't let you
>"You are addicted to technology" she said
>"Listen to the birds instead of your music" she said
>Well if the infernal cacophony of the flying little bastards sounded nice then 
man wouldn't have a reason to invent music of his own, now would he?
>And where the hell is that damn flashlight?!
>You flail your arms around in the dark
>You brush a firm, fleshy lump
>You hear an erotic murmur
>"Mmmmm-phmmm"
>Woah!
>That's Aria's tit!
>Heh-heh-heheh
>Your inner twelve-year-old is giggling like Beavis and Butthead
>Again! Do it again!
>You brush the top of her breast with your hand
>"Mmmmph..."
>Dude! She's knocked out and totally into it!
>It's a pity it's so dark
>You'd love to see her expression
>Aria was quite lusty, as you'd discovered
>Funny story, really

>You are lazy and neglectful and so you never lock your PC
>One night you noticed the letters "h", "a", "r", "d", "c", "o", "k", "s" were 
faintly glowing in the dark
>At first you called Sonata shenanigans
>Sonanigans?
>She was playing with fingerpaints and glitter and shit
>You talked to Adagio about it
>She was her pet after all, not yours
>Adagio told you about Aria and her nightly habits
>She also told you Aria has a rare siren condition
>Her sirenhood's juices glow in the dark
>It's nothing bad, unless you count the humiliation of a male swimming around 
the pack with his lips or dick glowing
>Aria didn't copulate much because of this and as a result she was left lusty 
and a bitch
>Glowing siren pussy juice....
>You wouldn't dare!
>Would you...?
>You hover your hand over her, trying to feel her breath
>Her zipper is a little below the face
>You find it and slowly pull it down, ever so careful so as to not wake anyone 
up
>Hey Butthead.
>What?
>It's like the guy is unzipping a bodybag.
>Heh he-heh
>He gonna diddle her without asking. Isn't that rape?
>No dude, rape is when they don't consent. Dead people like, can't consent. 
Totally different thing.
>That's a relief. For a moment there I thought I was inside the brain of a sick 
fuck.
>Heh he-heh
>You pull the zipper down to her knees
>She's one heavy sleeper
>She's sleeping in her undies
>You push the fabric of her underpants aside
>You're guided by instict and touch
>Hooo boy
>Why is this labelled wrong if it feels so good?
>She is soft and shaved clean
>You want to eat her alive
>But no fancy stuff tonight, you don't want to get caught
>You caress her slit with your index finger
>You are excited!
>You grin like a lunatic as you bite down on your tongue
>You press in with your finger and her flaps part

>You have little difficulty slipping it inside almost all the way to 
the base
>It's like her pussy is welcoming you
>You briefly wonder if her inner self is as welcoming as her insides
>So hot and wet
>Suddenly, her walls close around your finger!
>Her vagina clamps down on you hard
>Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!
>There goes your smile
>You stay perfectly still
>Because, you know, a foreign object inside a cunt is only detectable by it's 
movements
>You close your eyes and flinch as you wait for a scream and a lynching that 
never comes
>A few seconds later you realize how stupid you are
>Aria is probably tense with sexual anticipation
>You'll have to make her peak and relax before you can pull your finger out
>You better be quick too
>You can hardly feel your finger
>How do you make a girl peak without rubbing your thing in and out vigorously?
>You decide to go for the G spot
>You remember reading about it in Cosmopolitan
>You make a "come here" gesture with your finger
>Aria draws a sharp breath and her walls squeeze your finger even more
>You almost just lost your finger and people put their dicks in there?!
>You do it again
>Aria tenses
>At least it's working
>You rub her G spot again
>"Mmmmm"
>Okay, now you've spotted it for sure
>You rub and tap at it repeatedly
>Aria is tossing in her sleep
>Her moans delight you
>This is enjoyable despite it's awkwardness
>You decide to take your time
>She responds well
>Tap...
>"...Ah..."
>Tap...
>"...Ooooh..."
>You wish you could see her cute face blush as she bites her lower lip
>Taptaptaptaptaptap
>"Ahm...ahm...ahm..."
>She tenses up and her pussy constricts your finger fircely
>Your finger makes a popping sound
>"Aaaaaah!..."
>Heavy breathing...
>The preassure around your finger fades

>You pull it out
>Well I'll be
>Your finger is covered in Aria's glowing goo!
>It's like it's radioactive, or dipped in glowing fluo paint or something
>"Heh, I am ET. I want to go home too..."
>You pull Aria's underwear like it was and zip her sleeping bag up as carefully 
as haste allows
>You need to go out before the light wakes the girls up
>You take a quick look around for your flashlight
>It's nowhere to be found
>Whatever, you get out of the tent
>You go behind the nearest tree and finally take a piss
>You look a little stupid, with one hand pushing your dick down so as not to 
piss on your face and the other held up with your finger pointing to the sky
>You are too excited to just go back to sleep
>You fingerbanged Aria!
>Highfive!
>You clap once
>Your dick is so hard, you can't shake it
>You decide to masturbate to calm down instead
>You fap as you sniff your finger
>You finish and put some toilet paper in your underpants so your aftercum won't 
stain them
>You get back to the tent
>You get in your sleeping bag
>Right, time to turn off the lights
>You reach for a rag to wipe your finger clean
>You stop
>You put your finger in your mouth instead and lick it clean like a boss
>.......
>The next day you're packing up
>Adagio woke up with a little gecko in her poof
>"Nature is disgusting! I can't wait to get home, take a hot bubblebath and 
watch my shows!"
>You sigh
>Eh, at least Adagio has embraced Father Technology, so this trip wasn't a 
complete loss of time
>Better than nothing, they say
>"Curses Anon, aren't you finished yet? What's taking you so long?"
>"That's what she said. Heyo!"
>Adagio facepalms
>Finally, here's your flashlight
>You pick it up and throw it in a bag
>You notice something is off
>The flashlight...
>It glows faintly