I swear I'll get around to proofreading and fixing the horrible grammar mistakes... Eventually... Probably... Maybe.

>Just got home from school
>The folks are out of town until tomorrow
>Yay! The means I get to hang out with the Dazzlings
>"Alright anon, Adagio will be here soon"
>Wait what
"But mooooooom, I don't like Adagio, she's so strict!"
>"Good"
>Mom, why are you such a big fat poopyhead?
>There's a ring at the door
>Dad goes to open it
>There she is, in all her poofiness
>That poofiness is a lie, behind it is nothing but rules
>Dad: "Thank you for showing up on such short notice"
>Dagi: "No problem Mr. Mous"
>Mom: "Now anon, you behave yourself around Adagio, understand? She's the boss."
>Dagi: "Everything will be fine Mrs. Mous, I'll take good care of anon, you guys have fun on your trip"
>Parents leave
>Watch the car drive off, I know what comes next...
>"Alright, you know the drill, go clean your room, I'll call you down when supper is ready."
"I... Uh... Already cleaned my room"
>Nope, she wasn't buying that one bit
"Fine..."
>Big stupid poofyhead

>I hate cleaning my room
>It's so dirty it takes forever! 
>Why do I have to clean it?
>Finally, after what seemed like all night the final fold to the sheets was made
>She's not gonna be able to yell at me with a room like this
>"Anon, dinner is ready"
>Well, Dagi might be a big stupid poof, but she makes some mean grub
>Gonna get me some of that
>Run down the stairs as fast as I can
>Oh no! Dagi is standing right there!
>"Anon! What did I tell you about running down stairs"
>I don't have time for this, I'm hungry!
"I should never do it"
>"Don't you roll your eyes at me! Get back up there and do it again young man!"
>Why? I ran to get down here faster! This is wasting too much time.
>If I die of starvation because of this your gonna be in soooooooo much trouble
>"See, now wouldn't it have been faster if you just walked down the first time? Now"
"Yes Dagi, can we eat now"
>She crossed her arms and began tapping her foot
"Can we PLEASE eat now?"
>"Yes, yes we can"

>How could someone who's so mean be such a good cook
>It just doesn't make any sense
>But here we were, sitting at the table eating spaghetti that the Italians would call "okay"
>"So anon, how was school?"
"If waf gweh, meh-"
>"Anon, swallow before you speak"
>Nag nag nag
>Why don't you find a new hobby Adagio?
"It was great, me and pipsqueak found a funny balloon in the ravine!"
>Dagi's eyes widened a bit
>"What do you mean by funny?..."
"Well it had all this yogurt in it, Pipsqueak even ate some"
>Dagi is just silent
>At one point her fork slips out of her hand
>"Y-you didn't eat any of it, did you?"
"No, Pipsqueak said it tasted gross so I decided not to"
>"Oh thank goodness!"
"Wha? Why is that good, was the yogurt bad"
>"Yes anon, it was bad, it was very bad. You shouldn't just go picking up things in the ravine... You shouldn't be in the ravine at all without supervision! I swear you're just like Sonata"
"Oh, can Sonata babysit me next time?"
>"After what happened last time! I don't think so, now go clean your plate anon"
"But Dagiiiiiiiiiiii"
>"Do you want to watch a little TV before bed or do you just want to go straight to bed"
>I swear she's actually an evil monster in disguise

>I have to admit Dagi isn't all bad
>She does let me watch whatever I want during TV time
>And her poof is pretty comfy to lean against
>"So anon, what do you want to watch?"
>Oh oh oh! I know exactly what to watch
>I start to run up to my room, only to start fast walking when Dagi yells at me again
>Get into my room and reach under the bed
>There it was, that old VHS my dad kept in his sock drawer
>Now it the perfect opportunity to figure out what's on it
>Probably some super awesome movie that he wants to hog all to himself
>I bet it's rated PG-13!
>Fast walk back down to Dagi
"I wanna watch this"
>Dagi takes the tape, looking at it from all angles
>"Anon, what is 'this' exactly?"
>Think fast anon, if you tell her the truth there's no way she'll let you watch it
"It's the recording I made of... Mons of poke."
>Adagio just shrugs and shoves it in the player
>Is it even rewinded completely? I don't think Dagi even knows how a VHS works
>How do I know how it works for that matter? I'm a kid.
>Plot convenience, that's why
>Well, moment of truth!
>Press play Dagi, press play!

>Suddenly assaulted by strange images of a woman playing some weird game of leapfrog with a man
>Why are they naked? Is this some kind of special version?
>Then again why is neither of them jumping over the other?
>All these questions and more to be answered in the next episode of-
>Dagi quickly grabs me by the face, covering my eyes as she fumbles with the remote
>Eventually she manages to turn the TV off
>"ANON!"
>Ah, she looks really mad! Her face is absolutely red
>Hold on, what's that thing in her shorts?
>It almost looked like a candy bar or something...
>"That was completely inappropriate, and you lied to me too?! You are in so much trouble young ma-"
>I couldn't hold back my curiosity any longer, I had to know
>I reached out and grabbed whatever that thing bouncing around there was
>Wow, it felt wear, like some kind of small pole or something
>But then suddenly my cheek hurt, bad
>I fell backwards, quickly scooting away from Dagi
>Oh man she looked mad, like, scary mad
>"Anon! You little-"
>I wasn't sticking around to find out what she had in store for me
>I got up and started booking it to my room
>What wasn't I moving?
>Oh no! She got me!
>"Anon! Don't you run away from me!"
>She was screaming right into my ear
>I didn't know what else to do, I was scared, so I started crying
>I'm not a wimp I swear!

>Dagi's face seemed to soften up a bit when she saw the waterworks
>"Anon..."
>I wanted to say something, but I was too busy shaking in her grip
>"Anon, it's... It's alright, I'm not angry"
>"It's just... You can't touch people like that. You should always ask before you touch somewhere they might not want to be touched, do you understand that anon."
>I nodded, still crying
>Dagi pulled my into a hug, it felt nice...
>Except for the weird thing poking me
>"I'm so sorry I hit you anon, can you forgive me"
>She pulled me away, holding my shoulders while looking at me with a kind smile
>I wiped away some of the tears and smiled back
"Y-yeah..."
>Dagi seemed to get even happier
"So... Can I touch that thing in your pants?"
>"What! No anon!"
>Dagi didn't look happy any longer
"Why not?"
>"Because I said no!"
"Please?..."
>"No"
>5 minutes later
>"Fine! One finger! Just one, understand anon?"
>I quickly nodded as she walked over to the couch and sat down
>I hopped up beside her and reached forward
>Poke.jpg

>Wow, this thing was weird
>It felt hard at first but if you pressed down on it hard enough it almost seemed soft
>Dagi made a weird noise when I poked it too hard though, maybe it hurt her, I should be more gentle
>tracing my figures down I discover something weird
>It almost feels like a large pair of nards
>Why would Dagi have nards though? I thought girls didn't have nards
>Probably better not to dwell on it
>Start tracing up to see where this thing leads
>Dagi keeps making those weird moaning noises, weird, I'm being as gentle as I can
>Once I get high enough it feels like the pole stops
>There's some kind of bulb on it
>Finger keeps tracing up
>Wow, why's it all wet up here?
>"A-Alright anon, that's enough"
>What? No, I still have so many questions
"But Dagiiiiiiiii!"
>Dagi looks down at my finger then back at me
>"You're really enjoying yourself, aren't you?"
>She twiddles her thumbs a bit
>"Alright, fine, pull it out"
"What?"
>"Lower my shorts"
>Oh, okay
>I quickly did as she asked
>Though it seemed like her shorts got caught on the poll or something
>"Just pull a little harder anon"
>I gave one big tug

>Suddenly the "pole" just sprang out, slapping against Dagi's stomach
>Wow, it looked almost like a peepee, only really big and hard
>I went to poke it again
>Wow! It moved!
>"Hey anon"
>I looked up at Dagi
>She looked tired, her eyes were all droopy
>"You know what would be really fun? If you wrapped your hands around it, got a good feel for it"
>I guess I couldn't argue with that, I would get a better feel with my whole hand
>I tried grabbing the whole thing but my figures were too short to wrap all the way around it
>So I just grabbed the other side with my other hand
>"Good anon, now move your hands up and down"
>Alright
>This thing seemed real loose, the skin on it easily slip up and down with my hands
>The weirdest part though is that the more I moved my hands, the more of that weird wet stuff came out of the tip
>Dagi was breathing pretty heavy now for some reason, was this exhausting or something?
>"A-anon, want to have a taste?"
"Ewww, Dagi, it looks gross"
>"No, anon, I promise it tastes very sweet, just give it a little lick to see if you like it."
>Well, I guess a little lick couldn't hurt, right?
>It smelled funny

>I slowly lowered my face to the pink bulb
>Man, whatever that wet stuff was it was coming out like crazy
>My whole hands were getting covered in it
>It was so slimy and weird
>Well, maybe it tasted good, Dagi said it did
>I stuck out my tongue and quickly flicked it against the tip
>Dagi practically jumped out of her seat when I did, rubbing a bit more against my tongue than I planned
>Ewww! It was all slimy!...
>And very tasty actually
>She was right! It was sweet!
>"L-Like it anon?"
"Yeah Dagi, it's yummy!"
>"Well, help yourself"
>Don't mind if I do!
>I stuck my tongue out again and took a nice big lick
>It was almost like the more you had in your mouth the better it got
>Dagi seemed to get herself under control, she still jumped and gasped whenever I licked it but not as much as last time
>I couldn't get enough to this stuff
>But eventually it started running out...
>"Anon, keep moving your hands and suck on it, more will come out!"
>Oh yeah, that made sense
>I started working the poll harder and faster, trying to squeeze as much of Dagi's... Whatever that stuff was out of her
>While doing this I pressed my lips against the hole, sucking as hard as I could
>A little bit more was coming out, but not as much as I would like
>Then I felt hands on the sides of my head

>Before I knew it Dagi pulled my head down and thrust her hips up
>Now that tip was completely in my mouth
>"Lick around it anon! I want to feel your tongue everywhere!"
>Well she was nice enough to give me a treat before bed, I guess I should do what she says
>I tried licking her, but my mouth was just so full
>The bulb was huge, it was almost impossible to move my tongue around it
>I think I was doing something bad, because Dagi kept yelling and gasping like she was in pain
>"Anon, look at me!"
>Dagi was staring down at me, biting her lips with those same tired eyes
>"Don't stop anon, I'm so..."
>Ow!
>Dagi, why are you thrusting into my mouth like this, it kind hurts!
>But she said don't stop, so I kept moving my hands and tongue
>Finally she pushed my head down and thrust her hips up
>Burst after burst of that slimy sweat goo shot right into my throat and mouth, filling it completely
>It was good, but there was so much of it that it was leaking out the corners of my mouth
>Finally Dagi pulled my head off and slumped down on the couch
>Man, she looked exhausted
>Oh well, at least I got this... Pudding?
>I swallowed it all down, using my finger to get the few strands of it on my chin into my mouth
>"Hey, anon, come here"
>I climbed up on top of the sofa, sitting next to Dagi
>She didn't seem to want me so far away though, before could say anything she pulled me into another hug
>It sure was comfy though
>"Hey... Anon?..."
"Yeah Dagi?"
>"Y-you enjoyed that right? You never felt wrong doing it and wanted me to stop?"
"Nope, it was tons of fun, and tasty too!"
>Dagi smiled
>"Good... Anon, you can't tell anyone about this, okay, not even your parents, this is a secret little thing just between you and me"
"Okay Dagi, just you and me"
>I fell asleep right there hugging Dagi
>"Oh anon, I think we're going to start having a lot more fun together..."

The end