Dazzlings on the 4th of July - by MactheTexican
>Ah 4th of July.
>You remember it fondly back on real earth.
>Hot dogs
>Burgers
>Aunt Questionable choking on Uncle Unspecified's hot dog that you accidentally walked in on.
>Scarred for life.
>Good times.
>But you're in a different place.
>Be Anon on horse-human earth.
>First few days were a mind fuck.
>You got your own place now though.
>A backyard and all that shit.
>Dadnon would be proud.
>You were supposed to learn why the people here celebrate the 4th of their July for a different reason than you did.
>You didn't give enough of a shit to care though really.
>As long as you can still eat burgers and blow up fireworks you were fine with whatever they celebrated.
>Today the weather was nice and warm, no cloud to be seen.
>You got a grill ready for delicious meat.
>...
>Burgers and hotdogs you mean.
>A creaking sound from your wooden fence door opening brought you back to earth and found three girls just walking in like they owned the place.
"Hey there Dazzles."
>Adagio, Sonata, and Aria.
>Three girls you found to be the same situation as yourself when you got here.
>No money or job.
>They were, and still are, major pain in the asses.
>But you've learned to love it.
>They've all got bags in their hands.
>Adagio with food along with Sonata and Aria holding fireworks.
>A lot of them.
>Thisgonbegood
>Adagio was the first to greet you with the regular kiss to the cheek,
>She really loves to tease.
>"Hey there Anon. Sorry we took a bit so long, these two dimwits took a long time picking out some fireworks."
"No problem, I'm just getting the grill up now anyways so you made perfect time."
>"Yesss! Burgers!", Sonata jumped with joy and watered at the mouth at the thought of that meat she's going to shove down her mouth.
>You got some patties ready on the grill and took out a couple of hotdogs from a pack the Dazzlings brought to kick this b-b-q up.
>Adagio and Sonata started out the night with a few small sparklers while sitting on your bench waiting for the burgers.
>Mid flip with your mad spatula skills you felt a tug on your shirt.
>You turned to find Aria with her hand on your shirt letting out a small embarrassed cough in her hand.
>God that's cute.
"What can I do ya Aria?"
>"H-hey Anon, when do you think we can get to the BIG fireworks?"
>Oh boy, you knew this was coming.
>"How about we get out some food before we get out the big guns, eh?"
>She looked at the ground in contemplation before nodding in agreement.
>Yeah sure right now she was compliant.
>But once you got out ALL the fireworks.
>This place was going to be a battlefield.
>You'd like to at least have a full stomach before she destroys the place.
>Aria had learned to control herself over the years thank god.
>Sometime passed and the food was getting close to done.
>Aria and Sonata blasting off someone shot explosions into the sky.
>Adagio sort of just sitting on the bench texting.
>This brings back memories.
>...You miss Dadnon's burgers.
>But you'll be damned if you don't live up to his legacy.
>YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST GOD DAMN BURGERS TODAY.
>A voice over the fence brought you out of your daze, "Hey, Anon! Those burgers smell great!"
>You don't even have to look to know who that is.
>Motherfucking Timberwood.
>Asshole always tries to get some food without contributing.
>"Mind if I join in? I don't really have much going on myself today. Never was one for fireworks."
>Fucking commie
"Sorry Man, there's barely enough for us and Sonata's black hole of a stomach.
>A loud "Hey" came from the depths of the fireworks, but you ignored it.
"Maybe next time man."
>"Well I don't have to eat, I'd like to try and hook up with one of the hotties you always hang around."
>Not only did he mooch, he was the biggest creep.
>Even the Dazzlings found him uncomfortable to be around.
"Look, man, I just got this stuff together for me and the girls for a quiet night. Well, as quiet as it can be with fireworks."
>He sighed and nodded in defeat as he slinked back inside his house.
>Finally.
>Oh hey and the food is lookin good.
"Food is done!"
>Three loud cheers came from the girls as you all sat down and finally started digging into the freedom burgers.
>Also includes chips
>You're glad you had a big grill to cook up a lot of stuff on.
>God knows how much would have been left for you and the other two when Sonata was done eating.
>With enough stuff in your stomachs, the main event was up next.
>THE BIGGER EXPLOSIONS.
"Alright Aria, IT'S TIME."
>The purple menace let out a squee before searching through her box and pulling out a bunch of very large fireworks.
>Fireworks that look like they'd be VERY LOUD.
>As You let Aria off to do her own business, you walked toward the patch of grass in your backyard where Adagio and Sonata set up a few fireworks.
"Hey girls, those look nice."
>A very rapid bobbing in agreement came from Sonata as she lit a decently looking sized firework that let out five consecutive shots into the sky.
>As Sonata and Aria were entranced with their fireworks a voice whispered from around the corner of your home.
>"Psst, Anon you free at the moment?", You look over to see Adagio looking over from the side like she's trying to be stealthy.
>A single tear came from your eye.
"I'm always free."
>You walk over and quietly as possible, getting tossed into the wall by Adagio when you got close enough.
>Her lips pressing roughly against your own.
>It wasn't long before you got your tongues into the action, a soft moan coming from Adagio.
>You kept this going until a breath of air was needed.
"Couldn't wait til later?"
>"Shut up, I've been waiting all day for this holiday fuck."
>You gave back a small chuckle before placing a quick peck on her lips and slowly moving the kisses down to her neck.
>Adagio tried to keep her moans in check so the others wouldn't hear.
>Which just made it more fun for you to keep pushing her.
>Your continued your assault on her neck as one of your hands found its way on to one of her breast and the other on her thigh.
>She let out a grumble knowing where you were getting at.
>Carressing one of two big lumps on her chest and slowly sliding your other hand on her body got a better reaction from the poofy girl.
>Moans a little louder than the previous ones left her mouth as she tried to bite on her finger to stop herself.
>As you started to slide a hand down into the honey pot, a loud cough caught you both by surprise.
>Looking over to the sound had you both looking at an Angry looking Sonata and an annoyed Aria.
>Sonata huffed, "You guys just couldn't wait could you?"
>Adagio shrugged in response with a smirk, "What? you guys were gonna get your turns later anyways."
>Aria rolled her eyes before going back to the yard and continue her plan.
>Sonata meanwhile just glared at you both before Adagio sighed in defeat.
>"Alright fine."She gave you one last peck on the cheek before going back with Sonata.
>All you could do was look down at the rager you were sporting.
>You got god damn blue balled.
>Returning back to where the fireworks were at, you saw the huge pile-up Aria had.
>You and the other girls just looked at it in awe.
"Jesus, this pile is bigger than last year."
>Aria proudly nodded and gave the last firework she had a kiss before setting it up and walking to the front yard.
>You all decided to follow her, seeing a long line of very long fuses.
>When you all stopped in the front of your house the twin tail destroyer put on goggles and took out a match.
>Ruhrohraggy
"Ya know I'm having second thoughts about th-"
>"TOO LATE"
>And Aria was right.
>The fuse was lit.
>The spark went by and soon got to the backyard.
>Only then did you remember.
>You didn't bring in the grill.
>FUCK
>And as if on cue, the sky was filled with many explosions and sounds.
>You had something almost like this once on regular earth.
>Grandpa undisclosed almost died from the flashbacks.
>If the skies could talk
>They'd say really bad things about Aria.
>You could even see a bunch of other people coming out of their yards to check out the explosions.
>lots of "oohs" and "aahs"
>Well so far so good.
>And then it wasn't.
>A bigger explosion than the others came went into the sky, but it looked like something had gone wrong with it.
"Uh, Aria?"
>"Yeah I see it. This is gonna be good."
>And with those ominous words, the remaining thing that came from the final firework came crashing down into a house.
>Timber Spruce'ss home to be exact.
>Luckily he was outside as well.
>You and the others kind of just looked with wide eyes as Timber screamed and ran to his home to try and stop the fires.
>After whistles back into your backyard, as well as fist bumping Aria, you all took the remaining time to clean up Aria's destruction.
>Aria was still laughing hysterically as she got rid of the last bit.
>"Man, that was awesome."
"Hell yeah it was."
"Best god damn fourth of July I've had."
>Deciding to call it a day, you put up the grill and walked to the door to your house before an arm stopped you.
>That arm belonging to Adagio, Sonata, and Aria behind her with lust in their eyes.
>"Not so fast Anon, we still have time left in the day."
>Aria started to undo her shirt, a bit of her bra poking out."Those explosions made me pretty god damn hot, ya gonna help me with that?"
>"Yeah, Time to light those bedroom fireworks!", Sonata ended with her cheesy seductive jokes.
>Excalibur has been AWAKENED.
>In the last bit of July 4th wind, you heard a faint voice.
>"I'm proud of you son. Get that butt."